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En-spired Carnival Club
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The
Numpty Dumpty Award::
Presentation
Of A Silver Loo Seat
For
being caught out on numerous occasions having
a
wee wee behind trees, hedges etc
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Master. J. Everett |
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The
Numpty Quote Of The Year::
Presentation
Of A Microphone
While
at a Bonfire Display:-
MARY::
Why do they always go bang?
CHRIS::
Better than going Poof
MARY:: You would like that then Son!!!!
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Mrs.
M. Dunn &
Mr.
C. J. Dunn
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The
Blind Numpty::
Presentation
Of A Pair Of Plastic Glasses
Thinking
a piece of rubber hose was a crow, sitting on a steam
engine at Dorset Steam Fayre.
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Mr. M. Veale |
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The
Nagging Numpty::
Presentation
Of A Pair Of
Wind
Up Chattering Teeth
For
getting very stressed and nagging at everyone after
Bridgwater Carnival. |
Mr. R. Cunliffe |
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The
Gullible Numpty::
Presentation
Of a! On A Lightbulb
For
believing that the club was doing a space theme for 6
Months before actually finding out that the theme
was Jekyll & Hyde.
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Master. S. Banks |
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The
Cheeky Monkey Numpty::
Presentation
Of A Monkey In A Cage
For
wanting £800 a time to press the play/pause button on the
CD player at rehearsals
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Master. D. Dunn |
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The
Embarrassed Numpty::
Presentation
Of Two Numpty
Figurines
With Red Faces
For
moving her rug in the front room of her house, so that
Chris and Craig could rehearse and on lifting the rug,
found an unopened letter, coins, paper etc.
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Mrs. J. Smith |
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The
Naughty Numpty::
Presentation
Of Two Red Light bulbs
For
handing his luminous jacket to Amy, as she
was
cold at Crewkerne, who put her hands in
the
pockets and pulled out 2 condoms.
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Master. S. Banks |
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The
Forgetful Numpty::
Presentation
Of A Red Light bulb
With
A ? On It
For
not telling
Chris Dunn
that he had received the cheque from Oasis CC, after Wells
Carnival, so
Chris
waited for 45 mins in the freezing cold waiting for Oasis
at the end of Glastonbury Route only
to
find that Chris had received it the night before
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Mr. C. Connolly |
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The
Total Numpty::
Presentation
Of A Two Numpty Figurines
Holding
A Banner With 'Total Numpty On It'
For
walking round the Salisbury Show, only to discover that a
pair of her knickers were attached
to
the inside of her tracksuit bottoms and was on show to
everyone.
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Ms.
M. Reynolds |
