The Numpty Dumpty Award::

Presentation Of A Silver Loo Seat

Getting Stuck in the Southampton Hobbicraft's toilet.

The Numpty Quote Of The Year::

Presentation Of A Microphone

Speaking to Chris D V at Nunney Street Fayre - Chris do you do Fairys &

Speaking to Chris D V at Shaftesbury Carnival  - Chris i'll put your keys here in the car, cos if i take them and shoot off home - you'll be right up queer street.

The Blind Numpty::

Presentation Of A Pair Of Plastic Glasses

Walking straight  into a postbox after Sturminster Newton carnival, and then telling it to 

get a move on - thinking it was Chris D V.

The Nagging Numpty::

Presentation Of A Pair Of 

Wind Up Chattering Teeth

For getting stressed with the general public at Bridgwater start line.

The Gullible Numpty::

Presentation Of a! On A Lightbulb

For believing Chris D V, that  police who are on cycles will now haveblue flashing lights attached to there helmets - at Chard Carnival

The Cheeky Monkey Numpty::

Presentation Of A Monkey In A Cage

For keep running into shops through out the carnival season, while en-route 

and getting them to allow her to use there toilets etc.

The Embarrassed  Numpty::

Presentation Of Two Numpty

Figurines With Red Faces

Chelsea taking Maries knickers out of their bag and showing 

everyone at  Glastonbury.

The Naughty Numpty::

Presentation Of Two Red Light bulbs

For looking up the Pipe & Drum band members Kilts at Frome carnival, 

to see if they were true Scotsmen.

The Forgetful Numpty::

Presentation Of A Red Light bulb

With A ? On It

Both forgetting to bring a mixing deck and the leads, when they went across  to

 improve the music after Sturminster Newton.

Paul Alexander &

Chris Dunn - Veale

The Total Numpty::

Presentation Of A Two Numpty Figurines

Holding A Banner With 'Total Numpty On It'

Hitting into the back of the lead car with the cart on the way back from Devizes.